angry drunken skunk

The angry drunken skunk is when you are fisting a drunk females ass and you hit it just right you will feel pressure on your fist and that's when you rip your fist out of her ass like you are starting a lawnmower and immediately once your fist is out shit will shoot every where hense the term drunken skunk

I fist popped that ass causing her to have a angry drunken skunk

by uptheasswiththecompotision April 8, 2016

Drunken Mouse Syndrome

When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.

it seems possesed.

Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.

by Roxtards July 13, 2022

drunken pharaoh

A sex act characterized by performing oral sex on your male partner while you're sitting on the toilet.

Jonathan wouldn't leave me alone while I was trying to take a shit, so I gave him a drunken pharaoh.

by RandyDanger April 1, 2017

drunken weekend

3 glorious days of being drunk off your ass

Chris had an epic drunken weekend from Thursday to Saturday where he doesn't remember shit but knows he had a great time.

by Frattdaddy July 10, 2014

angry drunken skunk

When you're anal fucking a girl with constipation while you're both drunk.

Yo that girl was an angry drunken skunk last night

by Dildoman420 April 14, 2016

drunken scoop

When its drunk o clock and the guy or girl comes to the part between the time of 2am - am and scoops up everyone who is DTF

Bob just did a drunken scoop on all of Chrissy's hammered friends!

Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!

by whatchuiwant May 14, 2015

drunken cobra

n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.

That semi-truck is all over the road like a drunken cobra.

by Sonya H. July 24, 2008