Doritoing

When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.

That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.

by Beatlebug April 24, 2022

Epistemological Dorito

A tool for understanding the three frameworks of knowledge: normative, situational, existential

Mr. Kennedy used the epistemological dorito to create good lectures in his history classes.

by Kenneslay September 16, 2022

Doritos

A chip that makes a gamer go insane

Gamer 1: bro you know what Doritos are

Gamer 2: nah bro

Gamer 1: one sec gotta put my dick in a bag of Doritos and make my bitch suck the dust off the tip

Gamer 1’s bitch: (moaning) oh yeah

Gamer 2: bro get me some fucking Doritos

by Anotherwiseguywholikespussy January 3, 2022

Dorito bang

When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.

I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.

by T-erection January 17, 2022

Dorito Bod

A gym-addicted mf who only hits arms and back and has such a big upper bod and no legs that they literally look like a dorito.

Damn, that mother fucker has a dorito bod!

by Bunky Blair April 18, 2022

Dorito

A snack that isn't for homewreckers

No bitch you can't have a Dorito you homewrecker

by Doritosareanelitecrisp November 3, 2021

Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021