dong duel

An erotic pseudo-battle between two men, using their penises as weapons.

Constantly looking for any excuse to disagree, Don and Eric always settle an argument with a dong duel.

by Mistah Know-it-all December 22, 2020

a huge dong

what you dont have

"look, a huge donger! you should get one!"

by jfjfrjfrihidbfiwgfeiwu January 6, 2017

schong dong

A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

Dude my schong dong is bigger than your!!!!

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

dibble dong

When a girls clitoris looks as if a man's scrotum has been chopped off and sewn onto it

Me: Bro, see that chick right there
Guy: ya
Me: I went dowe on her once and she has the biggest dibble dong
Guy: gross man

by Punjabi revenge November 26, 2014

Mister Dong

very smexy maths teacher oh yes

Matthew: do you have mister dong for maths???
Zayne: yes isnt he wonderful

by [e-mail] October 11, 2021

Dong Hater

A person that's not interested in cock

Hey bro, look at those two dong haters.

by Chuckalatmilk October 1, 2016

dong cheddar

When a man's genitalia has not been washed in a very long time it forms cheese, but when it hasn't been washed for years it starts to form a cheddar cheese.

Dude, chad wreaks of dong cheddar. Has he ever taken a shower? He smells like tuna.

by HobO_DeluxE June 6, 2014