diddly squat

nothing

You know diddly squat about anything.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

hoe bum diddley

Giving full anal satisfaction. Licking a womans ass prior to intercourse.

I would give her the Hoe Bum Diddley

by Piss Pot Pete January 13, 2009

driddle

A few drops of urine.

"Looks like someone driddled his pants."

by Ignominious Bob May 21, 2009

diddler

A child molester; A victimizer.

That guy who lost all the weight eating hogie sandwiches surprised me when he was arrested for being a diddler.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

diddly dick

Something with absolutely no use or function.

Something that does not work.

These scissors don't do diddly dick!

by AVGNfan May 31, 2009

diddlydarn

the funniest mother fcking word you will ever see EVER
the way it looks
the way it sounds
the only thing funnier than diddlydarn is jennifer lawrence

"now hold on just a diddlydarn minute"
"hey hannah"
"hey julie"
"diddl(ove)y(ou)darn"

by maxirons wife April 28, 2013

pip pip the diddly do

A different term for smash, bang, etc.

"Did you pip pip the diddly do last night?"

by Pip pip cheerio September 21, 2017