White Denial

When you pretend to be shocked or in a state of denial on hearing new information purely for the benefit of the conversation.

1.
John: That pint cost me 4 pound! Can you believe that?

Sarah: (who already knew that and is in totally white denial) never!

2.

Layla: He told me I was fat and that he fancied my sister!

Mark: No! (Is totally in white denial and would totally fuck her sister)

by ciaracustard July 22, 2010

emo in denial

1. Person who listens to emo bands and/or borderline emo bands but doesn't dress like one and pretends he's a skater/punker.

2. Person who listens to emo bands and/or borderline emo bands but pretends they are not emos.

-Man, can't believe you listen to Greenday, such emos!
-They are NOT! They just wear tight shirts and pants, black mascara, and black shiny hair all over their faces while whining about how the world sucks.
-...

by Craigg August 29, 2005

Dentally retarded

Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.

Bob: My teeth are killing me.

Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.

Bob: I don't wanna go.

Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.

by VT T-Bear November 26, 2009

e-dentity theft

Having your email address "stolen" by spambots or phishing scams. Your own email address will then show as the "from" address on a spam mass mailing, and now all of a sudden YOU are a criminal, and even worse...you get your own email.

"I just got a viagra email from myself. Damn e-dentity theft!"

by DaniW January 14, 2009

Birdman's Dentist

Someone who should probably lose his license to practice dentistry. Named after whoever is responsible for what happened to the teeth in rapper Birdman's mouth. He was likely inspired by the film Marathon Man.

My gums are bleeding! Who the fuck are you, Birdman's dentist?

by HoratioHornblaster June 10, 2010

Critical Race Denialism

It's the uncanny pattern of denial by liberals of the existence and promulgation of Critical Race Theory in universities and schools, despite overwhelming evidence existing supporting such a notion.

Chrostopher Rufo, recently declared victory over critical race denialism in a tweet, because of the Washington Post, a liberal newspaper, reporting on the presence of Critical Race Theory in Virginia classrooms .

by Seldom Forever November 10, 2021

Dentist Office

When a used tampon is inserted into the cheek and the person is then punched in the mouth. Hopefully the blood will squirt out if executed properly. Named since at the dentist cotton is inserted in the cheek for bleeding.

I gave that fool a Dentist office yo!

by dosllama January 12, 2010