Definitions by HoratioHornblaster

Birdman's Dentist 

Someone who should probably lose his license to practice dentistry. Named after whoever is responsible for what happened to the teeth in rapper Birdman's mouth. He was likely inspired by the film Marathon Man.

My gums are bleeding! Who the fuck are you, Birdman's dentist?

Birdman's Dentist by HoratioHornblaster June 10, 2010

Godiva Diver 

While a Snicker Licker prefers the cock of a certain race, the 'Godiva Diver' delights in black vagina.

Man 1: Dude, Jada Fire's smoking hot.
Man 2: What are you, a Godiva Diver?
Man 1: Yes - yes, I am.

Godiva Diver by HoratioHornblaster November 29, 2009

Thaitties 

Thai titties

I'm visiting Bangkok for the thaitties, but I'll return next week.

Thaitties by HoratioHornblaster November 29, 2009

Gaga Gadget 

A device that serves both as a dildo and an artificial vagina.

'Watch that Gaga Gadget go!' he cried after inserting new batteries into the device.

Gaga Gadget by HoratioHornblaster November 25, 2009