HoratioHornblaster's definitions

Thaitties

Thai titties

I'm visiting Bangkok for the thaitties, but I'll return next week.

by HoratioHornblaster November 29, 2009

Birdman's Dentist

Someone who should probably lose his license to practice dentistry. Named after whoever is responsible for what happened to the teeth in rapper Birdman's mouth. He was likely inspired by the film Marathon Man.

My gums are bleeding! Who the fuck are you, Birdman's dentist?

by HoratioHornblaster June 10, 2010

Godiva Diver

While a Snicker Licker prefers the cock of a certain race, the 'Godiva Diver' delights in black vagina.

Man 1: Dude, Jada Fire's smoking hot.
Man 2: What are you, a Godiva Diver?
Man 1: Yes - yes, I am.

by HoratioHornblaster November 29, 2009

Gaga Gadget

A device that serves both as a dildo and an artificial vagina.

'Watch that Gaga Gadget go!' he cried after inserting new batteries into the device.

by HoratioHornblaster November 25, 2009