Default Damager

An individual who has a lot to say but offers little content in what they say. It's origins come from the track 'Renegade Master' by Wildchild which repeat the first verse over and over and over again throughtout the whole 'song' with little variation.
"Back once again for the Renegade Master, Default Damager, Power to the people / back once again for the renegade master, Default Damager, with the ill-behaviour..."
by Raze Agenda December 09, 2009
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damaged canned good

A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!
She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!
by Rowdy Roger November 23, 2013
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cliteral damage

the collateral damage of 'getting' with a girl (i.e. sex, head, ect.)
Sex with out a condom can have serious cliteral damage, like an unwanted pregnancy, or and STD.
by flashbol00 October 18, 2011
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damage my calm

You’re making someone mad. Said by Jayne in Serenity, the cinematic finale to the criminally underrated and short lived series Firefly.
That ruttin’ girl is beginning to damage my calm
by KnightofNerdom February 22, 2020
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slap-ass damage

when you get hit by something and it doesn't really hurt but you still yelp and react, like a slap on the ass
"bro did you just scream"
"yeah bro i just took slap-ass damage."
by Jimbles McKimbles February 04, 2020
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hail damage

a species of stretchmarks which follow childbirth, due to expansion and contraction of Mommy's tummy
After having her baby, she got her original figure back, but avoided showing her midriff, due to hail damage that could be seen from across the room.
by Cahokia September 19, 2006
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