iowa fly catcher

The act of grabbing a penis in a swift grabbing motion, then starting a hand job and upon climax, throwing the semen onto the chest of the poor unsuspecting male.

Michele was giving me the best Iowa fly catcher till she threw my nut back on me like a crazy bitch.

by Justajoker October 5, 2019

Bug Catcher

A person who tries to catch an illness in order to free themselves from this sick, sad world. This backfires because it makes everyone else sick and sad. In the time of coronavirus, don’t be a bug catcher.

Look at that man! He just touched a bunch of infected people. He must be a bug catcher

by Feeling Kinda Naughty March 26, 2020

pitchers and catchers

"Pitchers and Catchers" is used as a shorthand term for the beginning of spring training in professional baseball. Since the titular positions are the first ones to report to spring training this is sometimes seen as the beginning of the baseball season.

Only two days till pitchers and catchers

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjk February 26, 2011

Catcher in the Rye

The purest of the purest form of crap. Virtually plotless, this book deserves to be banned. Outdated views of the world. Some gay emo dropout. This book SUCKS.

Catcher in the Rye is t3h uber-suXXorz.

by aka_Pyro May 23, 2007

Beat up Catchers Mit

slang for a fat whore's very used taco

Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

shit catchers

Item of clothing worn by homeboys and the everyday white kid eminem who attempts to be a gangster. Made of Denim. Hangs from lower hips appearing like a adolencent diapers.

Check out those fuckwits with the shit catchers.

by Dalestrom September 25, 2005

Cum Catcher

Another term for Soul Patch when in the act of Cunnilingus with your woman.

Use your cum catcher, I don't need any of my woman jizz on the linens!!

by Fuckbag6996 July 29, 2009