cessy 

the cessy is a sea monster that has been around for thousands of years. its weapon of choice is the butcher knife. it can be found in swamps, green huts, and bathrooms. it's distinctive from other monsters with it's bare feet and love for japan lavender gardens. the cessy has been the subject of many great art portfolios. if u ever encounter a cessy, do not be alarmed. it is quite harmless, unless u hear those fateful words: "THIS SONG REMINDS ME OF YOU", in which case, make horrible art as fast as you can and keep the threat managed with internet espionage.

the cessy loves her frogman.

cessy by myob December 15, 2004

custy 

adj. used to describe girls who are complete sluts; ugly girls who are complete sluts; extremely ugly people. mingers

The girl who tried to fuck everyone in her senior class is custy.

custy by mitsubachi September 12, 2006

Cushy Muffins

Matt's jimmy word. Often used at times of being completely stooned, and not knowing what is going on.

1) Watching the lost episode of spongebob while smoking a big fat blunt with carlos and tim, matt turns around and says CUSHY MUFFINS, and in return tim and carlos die laughing on the floor.

Cushy Muffins by Matt PoLish February 2, 2004

Custy 

Commonly used in the midwest to describe an overly trendy person, often using hair gel to make the typical custy hairstyle (euro-flip). Custies usually travel in packs as they are a very self-concious people. When their hair is not gelled it is often covered by a white visor. Custies are often seen wearing pre-faded abercrombie blue jeans and corona t-shirts. Custies typically listen to cheesey rap (like p diddy and 50 cent) and often talk on cell phones.

Look at that custy, what with his hair gel and white grand cherokee, blasting his Ja Rule and talking on his cell phone.

Custy by Heady Hamez November 30, 2003

custy 

Something gross, unbathed, filled with STDs; your school hoe.

1) Custy Corner

2) Amanda is so custy; did you hear how she lost her teeth?

custy by EKT August 17, 2007

custy crew 

a group of kids at your school who have smoked so many cigarettes, done so many drugs, and gotten drunk so many times that they smell bad, act really strange and are physically unattractive. They are social outcasts, thought they believe they are popular. They also host really creepy parties where everyone has sex with everyone else.

Tom: Dude, I went to Jane's party last night, and everyone was having sex! And I could taste the pot smoke in the air.
Joe: Duh, they're all part of the custy crew. What did you expect?

Max: So I heard Krissy gave John herpes.
Sam: Yeah, he didn't know she was part of the custy crew.
Max: How did he not know?! Hasn't he seen their party pictures on facebook?!

custy crew by my-brain-is-a-dictionary December 16, 2008

custy 

When selling to custy's, remember the 3 rules of thumb:

1) ALWAYS play the friend card. they love it when they think you're boys.
2) ALWAYS charge 10-20 dollars more than what you've paid. Maybe even more if he's a super puss (basty)
3) NEVER hook them up! Deals just make them think they can skeem you back =P!

Good luck and go and get ur paper little duffle bag boys!

"Yo whats good wardy, I just made 20 dollars of that red-headed custy and copped the Kushery...You on it??"

custy by skilllinelzz January 11, 2009