Custy

Touring band, parking lot scene term derived from the phrase "Custody Kid" in the 1990's. As opposed to many of the tour-followers, the custy's trip following a band on tour was funded by their parent's money. Custy's were usually only called-out by the touring vendors who could only made it to the next show by peddling their wares in the parking lots surrounding the venues TO the custy. This added to the confusion over the meaning of the word. Slowly, "custy" was understood as a shortened term for "customer."

He sold some boomers to this custy and he pulled out a checkbook from his shiny new Land Rover with hooper stickers all over it.

by benv May 26, 2010

crusty nuts

the practice of performin oral on the the male genitalia with a light dusting of sweat enhancing the flavour

Alan liked to eat crusty nuts

by anon March 16, 2003

crusty

Adjective used to decribe old people,a gross unidentified substance, anything broken, dirty, crumby, badly made/conceived, falling apart, stupid, wierd, gross, this word can be used very freely as it goes with anything that may have to do with the word crust but it never describes anything good.

1: that old man keeps staring at me
2: eww look how crusty he is

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1: i just got this from the dollar store and the lid wont close on it
2: here let me try... damn its not working it sooo crusty
1:that whole dollar store is crusty

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1:Mr Tawil thinks he can teach us history by giving us a whole bunch of crosswords, he is such a crust.
2:Yea, he smell like weed, cigarettes and bagels, he is such a crusty old man.

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1:ew look at the crust under this desk
2: that's gum , you dumbass

by Naomiiiiii December 9, 2008

crusty

a weird/creepy person, or someone who is a bit 'crusty'.

that man is really crusty

by bottisham people October 23, 2012

Crusty Crab

When your on the beach with a girl, you get your dick all sandy and stick it in her clam,hole

last night i was doing this and i asked her if she knew about the crusty crab, and then Bam! i gave here a serious crusty crab right into the clammed yam

by jm nsvdklGHN December 18, 2008

custy

someone you rip off on a regular basis

i just sold that dumb fuckn custy a bag and made him give me 5 fedies for gas....

by estaro February 2, 2004

CRUSTY ASS

Dried up shit that gets smeared arond the ass and drys the next level up from winnets

I got so wasted last night i woke up with a crusty ass

by carl richie January 1, 2009