by Pineapple trombone September 29, 2019
NOUN
(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.
Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.
(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.
Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.
“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."
by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022
Chuck: I have the bartowski curse, I put my sister in danger.
Sarah: It's not going to be like that, you got me.
Sarah: It's not going to be like that, you got me.
by SipTheSoup February 11, 2018
A form of black magic often used to bestow hardships upon another mans motorcycle, most commonly used against BMW owners as they are also European motorcycle owners.
by Murdock July 11, 2017
by Tsimms62 January 04, 2022
Bradley: Bro I think I got The Pharaoh's Curse, I'm spitting out sand!
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab 😭
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab 😭
by ALJ69 August 09, 2023
Based on Goomba from Super Mario Bros. A powerful being most known for his scaly skin, large eyes and unmoving, straight mouth. He is an immortal goomba with no care for human life.
Praise our lord and savior Cursed Goomba
by aid0nboi October 18, 2021