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Cumptumplation

After ejactulation, the act of regretting your recent actions.
In my state of cumptumplation, I couldn't believe how many horses that woman took.
by Schalor April 6, 2022
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cumposter

A character from the game ''Among us'' that has been cummed on at least 3 times over the span of 7 days without being washed.
The cumposter was acting suspicious whilst cum was dripping of his face.
by gräddkrämarn November 21, 2022
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Cumpuccino

A type of coffee made with espresso and cum that has been frothed up with pressurized steam.
Rod was quickly dropping his pants and pulling out his dong when Lisa proposed to have a cumpuccino for breakfast!
by DrLame October 3, 2023
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Cumping

A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.

To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin

Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.
by owiessegs March 5, 2011
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Cumping

To use spicy memes to stay relevent
A lot of youtubers are cumping these days
by Wangatang420 August 31, 2016
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Cumped

The process of filling a bucket with cum from multiple masturbation sessions and splashing it on the unsuspecting partners face after she opens her mouth at the end phase of a handjob.
"Dude I had to give my girlfriend mouth to mouth resuscitation last night after I cumped on her."
by SaymynameW.W. November 20, 2014
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Cumpig

A little piglet that is addicted to taking bulk loads of cum. Historically these loads have been delivered from the one and only big nuts.
I’m a little cumpig, feed it to me big nuts.
by Whiteboy! March 24, 2022
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