Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.

"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"

by Squishit June 29, 2018

craphands

When you eat so much burger king that your hands get huge and fat as shit

Cheff: Jelm, your hands are really fat.

Jelm: Yeah I really love whoppers and they gave me craphands.

by chelm_star December 22, 2018

Chyphs

Means smoking weed but idk Why niggas say this instead of cyphs

Yo chyphs? Nah brooo im getting drug tested tomorrow.

by flexthewood January 13, 2019

cryptal

A fortnite bot

Cryptal is such a bot

by Avrxy January 25, 2019

Crypasalanging

Having or doing sexual acts with a woman in which the man puts his penis in both the anus and urethra.

Bob thinks crypasalanging will be fun to try with Lana.

by 4.20.69 April 29, 2019

Cryp-ster

Crypto-currency investors late to the game and passing it off as the trendy thing to do.

Nick turned cryp-ster when he bought Bitcoin when he saw that everyone else was doing it. But by that time, BTC was already over-valued.

by Derbeed February 15, 2020

Crygh

When you basically laugh and cry at the same time in a such an ambiguous situation.

Expecially for fangirls and fanboys who recently joined a fandom.

"Man, I don't know if I should laugh or cry"
"Then crygh."

by Happysnape April 16, 2020