Crunchgasm

The intense feeling of gratification you get once you have stepped on a crunchy leaf. It doesn't have to be just one leaf, it can also refer to the feeling you get when you jump into a pile of crunchy leaves.

I had a mind-blowing crunchgasm when I jumped into that pile of crunchy leaves!!

by Troy Harris February 13, 2009

corpse cruncher

A meat-eater (as described by a vegetarian or vegan)

I've got nothing against corpse crunchers, but don't expect me to eat that shit.

by Morrissey Minor July 29, 2004

sidewalk gut crunch

the sexual position where you are in deep and going side to side inside her snatch. You are basically fucking like how a crab walks on the beach.

Remember Mary from last night, I gave her the best sidewalk gut crunch ever! She was screaming for more!!!!!

by Peter Drippings May 16, 2006

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Miniature pieces of Toast that is made by some Crazy Chef Guy.

Cinnamon Toast crunch is the best thing in the world.

by FlimsyBomb June 15, 2015

Crunchilishious

1.when something is undeniably ownage.

2.to eat something undeniably crunchy.

1. That shit is crunchilishious

2. dam those nuggets are mighty crunchilishious!

by opraah July 17, 2007

Crunch mute

The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.

This can be either good or bad.

I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.

Though the whole show is basically vital plot.

by Interactive September 30, 2009

Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.

(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"

by the crunch queen June 8, 2010