Crooked Neck Bitch

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"

Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"

by lttlmtn July 19, 2017

Crook the elbow

Marcus: "Yo, did you finally dip the snip?"
Augustus: "Yeah I crooked the elbow."

Crook the elbow is when you as a tremendous stud have had a dry period for weeks and you finally get drained.

by Roastedxx May 14, 2019

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 06, 2021

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 06, 2021

Crooked butthole

See jaded

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles

by Jade Tea March 09, 2022

Crooked Nasty

Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.

"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."

by Conrad Asshat December 16, 2008

crook trot

An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck

Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.

by Magnum47 November 05, 2017