Skip to main content

eye cramp

A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.
Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum
by dont-laugh-around-nuh February 26, 2019
mugGet the eye cramp mug.

donna crip

Donna Street Crips
The Donna Street Crips (DSC), originally known as the GQs are one of the oldest African-American street gangs located in North Las Vegas, Nevada. Their name is derived from Donna street which is the heart of their gang. They were established in 1977, originally known as the GQs by original gangsters after moving to Las Vegas from Compton, California.
You from Donna Crip homie? Yeah, I'm from RIDAZ!!
by H3LL RAZOR LOC'STA October 2, 2020
mugGet the donna crip mug.

Barry Crump

by girasolinas January 11, 2021
mugGet the Barry Crump mug.

sex chimp

The absolute pinnacle of sex appeal. Untouchable by other words. A sex chimp is infamous and should be kept away from all wives, daughters, and girlfriends.
Friend: “I heard you’re a sex chimp.”
You: “Yeah I’ve been slaying the punani lately
by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ March 13, 2022
mugGet the sex chimp mug.

Five on Five Crime

When two average looking people, who would be a good match for one another, both claim they'd never be interested in someone as unattractive as the other
"Dave and Jill would be perfect for one another - they're both funny, interesting, and not terribly attractive - they need to stop committing five on five crime."
by Brithlem May 17, 2017
mugGet the Five on Five Crime mug.

Wanker’s Cramp

Wanker’s Cramp is a wrist cramp commonly recived after masturbating for long periods of time.
Example:
Billy recived wanker’s cramp during his attempt of the 60-minute masturbation challenge
by Bekfas December 18, 2018
mugGet the Wanker’s Cramp mug.

Commander in Chimp

The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.
The Commander in Chimp made up the word "misunderestimated" in his speech today!
by HDIZZLE March 4, 2004
mugGet the Commander in Chimp mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email