Maximum Pussy Capacity

Getting as much vagina as possible for a certain person at a certain time.

"That gel in Clair's hair is really not letting him reach is maximum pussy capacity," Biskey said.

by kfcbizkits May 8, 2011

Lewis Capaldi

Top Shagger.

‘He’s a bit of a Lewis capaldi that lad’

by cneleh May 29, 2019

Crapanimation

Manga,anime or Japanimation drawn by lonely teenagers who think they are cool. They are not. The likeness to real Japanese cartoons varies, but is irrelevant once one realises an idiot could draw the characters.

'Is that crapanimation you're drawing, Phil?'
'No, it's Japanimation.'
'Tomayto, Tomarto'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

crapalanche

an avalanche of crap

When you have too much crap piled onto the top shelf of your closet and you open the door and all the crap falls out - crapalanche!

by I am Achmed January 13, 2009

Crapaud

Toad or frog in french. A pejorative term used by british soldiers about their french enemies.

"The crapauds will crap their pants once they hear 'ol Bess cough"

by Mici July 2, 2016

dude capacity

any location, situation or environment in which the number of dudes overwhelms the number of chicks

ryan: "mike keeps interviewing guys. I think we've hit dude capacity."

by fish_surfer January 19, 2009