by WHAT_U_SCARED February 8, 2010
Get the OC coaching mug.1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.
David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie
Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.
David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?
David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...
Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.
David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?
David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...
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It was really awkward wet clothing (cloth-ing) past your parents this morning
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To apply the Forbidden Jungle to an aerial opponent
To apply the Forbidden Jungle to an aerial opponent
She was riding me in the stand and carry position and began to slide down. I wasn't going to pull out so jungle catching her was my only option.
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