Victoria cook

A Victoria cook is a girl who is trying her best to make everyone happy and cries when nobody is around, she doesn't get much friends because she is to afraid to lose someone else. Victoria Cook is tired of smiling through the pain just because she doesn't want everyone to worry, Victoria would love to have someone hug her and say everything is going to be alright and mean it.

Please don't leave Victoria cook, she lost so many people already 🥺

by @ladies.man June 18, 2021

steven cooke

Very well off , some may say landed gentry , others may say a snob . often the pivotal member of any love triangle . Thinks he has less money than he does , a truly beautiful man by all accounts but never sticks with one woman ( or man ) as he is what some may say a ' player ' . Despite his short comings he can be described as both a gentleman and a scholar . Also he is bald . love ya Steve .

Steven Cooke : " hey ... There's a stick there "

" I'm and ordinary working class man "

" I know a fella up the north side ... "

by a fan of this great man June 14, 2013

Jordan Cook

Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.

Jordan Cook is my man, fuck off.

by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019

Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Dane Cook

An unfunny Gaylord.

Dane cook is a little bitch

by Ireallydontlikeu69 June 21, 2019

Cooking Class

A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing

You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!

Her: I can't wait, what is it?

You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.

by Jpdeasy813sy February 17, 2022

trap cooking

Cooking while jamming to trap music, or cooking/making drugs.

Friend1 - "What are your doing?"
Friend 2 - "Oh I'm just trap cooking."

by Des-Tiny March 1, 2015