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Confuction

When you make ranch with rice pudding, instead of geek yogurt.
Dude I tried to make ranch for hot wings, and created a confuction. Though know what’s worst!? It tasted like Chinese.
by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019
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Contact tracing

Contact tracing - an extension of big mother's tracking device for kids
Villanelle carried with her a piece of chalk for contact tracing
by Option 22 April 28, 2020
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Conductor Syndrome

When a person listens to an intense and/or awesome soundtrack or song (whether it be video game music, opera, or classical), and they get so pumped and psyched by the music itself. That they go to the extent of pretending to have a composing baton in their hand, and pretend to a have their own ensemble of which they pretend to fictionally conduct music by. Flailing of the arms in a Conductor-esc. manner and the jerking of the head are only a few of the symptoms.
Person #1: "Hey dude, look at that guy over there. He's just swinging his arms around and jerking his head around. The lad looks like an absolute madman! Mate!"

Person #2: "He's either suffering from Conductor Syndrome , or he is a complete madman."

Person #1: " What's 'Conductor Syndrome?'

Person #2: " A supposed 'syndrome' that affects fellows of whom are listening to classical, opera, video game, or composed music. That they become a pretend-composer and have an their own little pretend-ensemble of which they act like the composer to. It's honestly quite common, people do it because it gives them an extra boost of intensity in their bones."

Person #1: "Wow, never have I heard of such a thing. *Starts listening to Dark Souls soundtrack*:"

Person #2: "Wow! You're unconsciously doing it, and you've never even heard of it ."

Person #1: "Wait, how is this possible?"

Person #2: "Well, look at that! You're a natural! Anyways, seeyah!"

Person #1: "K, seeyah!"
by GopnikGavin May 11, 2020
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ContactMap

A map that keep logs of your contact.
Hey, take out the ContactMap from your pocket! We are completely lost.
by Mihilika August 7, 2020
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Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.
Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!
by Deadlagbaby September 11, 2020
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Contact Pashko

Contact Pashko is a beast
by Strahinja.Anton October 10, 2020
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Contactless less

A type of pick up system thats Ryan Good has no glue about cos he looks after MDF skirting for a living
You can come pick up your shit contactless less bro
by Nathan J November 4, 2020
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