Constipationalist

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.

Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.

by weasel990 June 22, 2013

cogstipation

When your thoughts just wont come out!
It's on the tip of your tongue
You know what you want to say, but your mouth won't co-operate
You're in the middle of having a thought, but it's stuck
A condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the brain of thoughts usually associated with hard drinking.

Whats that guys name?? uhhhhh???? It's.....???? can't think, cogstipation!

by Cogstipation October 21, 2013

Constirpation

Concentrating whilst constipated.

My stomach was in so much pain so I went to the restroom. I found out I had constirpation going on.

by Hewhosnameshallnotbementioned May 9, 2018

Constiplation

When you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom and have to spend your time thinking about life.

Man, I forgot my phone. Now I have to spend my time in constiplation instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram while I poop.

by Glunglorp69 April 3, 2023

Constipatient

The act of being patient while being constipated

I missed my flight cause i was being maaaaad constipatient up in that bathroom yo

by dookieman3000 December 6, 2024

constipaytion

Tongue-in-cheek reference to a "tightwad's" significant reluctance to "release da goods" at da expected times.

Ethan Couch claimed "affluenza" as da excuse for his irresponsible behavior, but then he had a major case of "constipaytion" when it came to actually answering for his misdeeds!

by QuacksO February 19, 2025

Chronstipation

Chronically Constipated

Damn i hate Chronstipation I've been backed up for 2 weeks

by chronically constipated November 16, 2010