Conquer Poland

In Wexford,Ireland the term to "conquer poland" does not have anything to do with nazis or world war two,but in fact is a teenage's boys reference to 'score' girls.For example,a boy is particularly nervous before he first conquers poland and usually requires encouragement from his friends,or ''espirit des corps" and it is customary to take a 'parachute' for "safe landing" i.e. wearing a condom to protect onself from the possibility of pregnancy or stds.

"hey man,did you conquer poland last night after?"
"yeah man,at long last!I blitzkrieged her out of it!"
"brilliant,see I told you she just needed time.You did pack a parachute though?"
"of course,I couldnt let the troops flow free."
"wise choice,man"
"thaks for all the espirit des corps,by the way"
"no problem man,you have to look out for your fellow soldier,you know what I mean?"

by Wezsez April 17, 2008

Conquerors

Slang for the Age of Empires II expansion pack. A good game, indeed.

"Hey hombre, you wanna play some Conquerors?"
"Nah, amigo. I'm stuck makin' cigars till five."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Conquisidor

A goatee-stroking, hat-wearing blithering idiot that has no standards and will fuck anything in sight. Though, a whore, a Conquisidor is quite classy.

John: "Yeah, you see that Conquisidor standing on the corner whoring around?"

Rachel: "Yeah, but at least she's got class.

by fucktitssexfiend July 27, 2011

conestoga wagon

When you're taking the Oregon Trail and you pull a blanket or some other form of cover over your partner's face.

Dude I gave Annie an awesome Conestoga Wagon last night.

by WagonRider November 18, 2017

scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Bros and Cons

A hilarious podcast featuring two guys weighing up various topics, plus a different guest every week.

Bro #1: Yo man, have you listened to the latest Bros and Cons?

Bro #2: Yeah, that shit is funny!

by Man About Town March 5, 2013

shwaney conks

Can replace any word when one needs to talk but has nothing to say

- Joe!
- Yes, Jack.
- Shwaney conks!
- I see

by motherboard May 19, 2005