When you actually have something to bring to the table, a collateral, something of a trade-like-manner, to get Amenities at Party or Nightclub, things of monetary, value for free.
"Hey Dan, do you think you get me comped on Thursday and Friday?.....Like 12:00?"
"Kelsy are you bringing me a party of 7 or more, to reserve a table? No?"
"I'm sorry Kelsey, I won't be able to comp you!"
"Kelsy are you bringing me a party of 7 or more, to reserve a table? No?"
"I'm sorry Kelsey, I won't be able to comp you!"
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When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.
This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.
Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.
Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.
Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.
Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through
Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.
Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.
Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.
Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through
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