Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.

I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.

by Lindylvr April 17, 2020

cumando

When you jizz on a girls head then you stick your old army helmet on her

Dona had to sleep with a helmet on after I gave her a cumando

by Longfur September 9, 2021

Commando Phase

The commando phase/commando era is when a person, usually after being in a scandal, ghosts their social media- this could mean deleting posts, removing profile pictures, or simply not being active. Most people go through a commando phase at least once in their lives before reinventing themselves.

‘OMG Ally just deleted all her posts…’
‘Didn’t she just cheat on her girlfriend?’
‘Yep… looks like she’s in her COMMANDO PHASE’

by Gramirda Jones March 31, 2022

commando tits

when someone with breasts wears something without a bra

"dude i always go commando tits for hookups"

by pussyenjoyer December 19, 2022

commando tits

Commando tits is wearing no bra or anything beneath a shirt or hoodie.

"Raz said she was going commando tits today"

by titslover December 20, 2022

comandantefantasma701

comandantefantasma701 is a lying sand nigger with dark skin who hits on 16-year-old girls. Thinks his penis is craved by all of the opposite sex when in reality women visualize it in order to induce vomiting.

Also lies about having 763 confirmed kills on a math study discord, despite the highest confirmed murders being 218.

Paul: wheres comandantefantasma701?
Jack: I saw that sand nigger on To Catch A Predator last night, Im glad they got his black-ass.

by Vvodka June 25, 2023

commando walrus

that internet guy with a abnormally big cock

so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans

by satan6969rawr August 2, 2024