College ACB 

A site that Greek people talk shit about each other, and bitchy sorority girls arguing about what houses are top tier. Where useless none sense happens.

Post: Top 10 hot girls in school
Reply: your mom
Reply2: your dad
Reply3: tori lee
Reply4: who the fuk is that
Reply5: she is in tridelt
Reply6: lol nice. tridelts are easy.

you can see the above anywhere on college acb . com

College ACB by iam007really September 10, 2010

college confidential 

An online forum with elitist and nerdy, overachieving students who are constantly worried about whether they will get into a top-ranking school

A (hyped-up) example of a post on a forum in College Confidential:

OP: Hello everyone at College Confidential! My name is SuperAchiever5000. Anyways, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY CHANCES for the Ivies, Duke, NYU, and Washington University in St. Louis?

I have a 4.99 GPA and a perfect SATI, with eight SATIIs (including French, German, Spanish, and Chinese) each at 770 or above. I'm just worried that I'm not special enough. I'm president of the entire freakin school and have volunteered more than 500 hours at the local shelter and pound. I play the piano and the violin. I haven't had that many awards, but I did win the international math competition. Also, one summer I found the cure to AIDs.

Do you think I have a chance to get into my selected schools?

Reply1: You have a shot! Go for it!

Reply 2: I'd say match for the Ivies, match for WUSTL, but high reach for NYU just cuz...

Reply3: No way, Reply2! I'd say OP with those stats will get in anywhere!

OP: Thanks guys for the encouragement! Anyone else? Wish me luck!

college confidential by SuperStellarGoGetter February 18, 2010

college diagnosis

A fake type of “diagnosis” a college student would prescribe oneself when they are sick and don’t have a formal medication note from a doctor to get a prescription drug.

Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:

Smoking weed – significantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.

Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.

"I really feel like shit, I have a cold and it won't go away."

"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"

college diagnosis by CaelCryos1 March 2, 2009

college kids

Stereotypical students who are universally similar. They listen to music like dave matthews band and Bloc party, like pizza, drink alcohol frequently, wardrobe consists of event T-shirts, flip flops, "aged and worn" jeans, are exceedingly technology saavy, watch shows like entourage, family guy, chapelle's show, south park and the like, frequently have drunken one-night stands, many males resort to experimental goatees and haircuts, often spend many of their days lounging around eating low level foods like ramen noodles and mac and cheese recovering from drinking binges.

"American Pie 2 really captured the essence of college kids."

college kids by IDBFTW August 19, 2007

College Board 

A monopolistic institution filled with a bunch of greedy motherfuckers whose main goal is to work closely with colleges and universities and gang bang you and your family for every fucking penny you got.

You may know College Board as:
1. The group of evil motherfuckers that make you take a $75 dollar one-size-fits-all test that you can't even properly prepare for no matter how much studying or tutoring you get (SAT)

2. The wicked proprietors of the AP Exam who make you pay $95 to take the damn thing and drill the material THEY want you to know into your head and hope you can retain it until May, only to find out you got a fucking 2 or 3 on the exam after all that 'studying' and' learning'.

3. An institution that decoy themselves as the CSS Profile who want you and your parents to put out your entire fucking financial and tax history from the beginning of time just so they can look it over with your top schools to see if your worthy of admittance, or, and if your lucky enough, a fucking scholarship. They claim they are trying to 'help you' but they are just signing you up for even more fuckery.

4. The devil incarnate

Person 1:"Why should I pay these College Board motherfuckers for a test that schools will just throw into the scrap heap as well as my AP exam and {potentially} give me a scholarship that will barely pay for a portion of my tuition?"

Person 2: "That's just apart of the College Board process man."

Person 1: "Fuck this shit."

College Board by Retardeling December 23, 2018

college football 

Football played by mostly 18-21 year-olds at colleges and universities. It is essentially the pre-requisite to the NFL. There are serveral different divisions, but 1-A is the only one that matters.

There are 11 conferences in division 1-A
Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC)
Big 12
Big 10
Big East
Conference USA
Mid-American Conference (MAC)
Mountain West (MW)
Pacific 10 (Pac-10)
Southeastern Conference (SEC)
Sunbelt
Western American Conference (WAC)

The Big 10, Big 12, ACC, SEC, Pac-10 and Big East are considered to be the major conferences, and the top teams from these conferences receive automic bids to play in post season bowl games, which put the best teams in the country against eachother. All major bowl games used to be played on New Years day, but then they fucked with tradition.

College football is considered by many to be superior to professional football because of the rivalries and presitige amongst the schools.

Did you see the Ohio State-Michigan game last week? That kind of intense rivalry is college football at it's finest.

college football by Schlichting October 1, 2005

College Soup 

Ramen Noodles

dude 1- Hey broski? Would you cook up some College Soup?
dude 2- What the fuck are you talking about you dumbass nigger?
dude 1- Ramen noodles bro?
dude 2- No go eat shit instead.

College Soup by white trash bread June 19, 2010