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I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.
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Get the Collection basket mug.Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.
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Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.
Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.
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