Colander Whore

A person who has all their holes used and then drains liquod

"Did you here about Charles and his Colander Whore"

by Johnny FuckWit October 31, 2019

colander

When one ear has so many piercings that is equal amounts holes and flesh

Damn that girl has colanders for ears!

by ColanderCook August 14, 2020

Colander

A way to describe someone with a terrible short term memory.
The information "drains" out just as fast as it came in.

Person: Okay the code is 123.
Person 15 seconds later: Damn was the code 321..?
Person: Oh damnit I'm such a colander!

by GrooveTorped March 28, 2021

Colander

You can drain rice. When it fills up, your most loved one is gone too! Share this to start a vegan life.

A: Have- have- have you seen the colander, I want to drain the rice.
B:Sure, it is in the garage.

by MIGegt October 15, 2021

Colander

Macaroni stay, water go to hell.

Use a Colander to strain the noodle water.

by JoeyDGumba December 12, 2025

like sugar in a colander....

when a massive crowd is funneled into a small passageway.

courtney kelly and michael mcswain are like sugar in a colander.....

by royal robinson August 5, 2011

slut for coriander

it is what it says it is (it eez what it eez)
it literally just means you’re a slut for coriander

car is a slut for coriander

by @cxddly_styles September 30, 2021