colonel shitcock

Josh hertel is a pussy bitch

Josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock

by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014

Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.

"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."

by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017

colnel

a lil nigga

its that lil nigga colnel

by fjvnadfkjj March 22, 2017

Coloneling

When you shame eat a bucket of KFC and use the chicken grease to masturbate when You're done.

"Where is Phil tonight?" "He's probably at home coloneling, he's going through some shit."

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer June 17, 2017

Colynel

Colynel is a brave, strong person and loves and cares the people who support him and always have is back, he is actually really attractive.

Colynel is defined as a loving, caring and attractive person.

by Shaqueel May 15, 2018

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Coleten

He is a good looking kid, smart and funny he knows when to joke but can be very serious too. He doesn’t like when many people touch him in ways that hurt but he does like hugs. Coleten is a name not many people have and they get excited when they meet another one. They don’t like when people make fun of their name. They are blonde and have blue eyes.

Coleten is a good kid.

by Coletenten December 19, 2018