Certificate

In School:
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.

-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.

Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.

-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.

-I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing?
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.

-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...

-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam July 2, 2018

certified egirl

an egirl that is certified by the gamer king, and can give out no nut november passes.

"yo did you get that no nut november pass from a certified egirl? cause if not it won't work."

by 9taillllllllllllllllllllllllls November 2, 2019

Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012

Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

A whore

"Yeah I got with her...I guess I'm just a certified lover boy..."

"No, you're a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021

Clerting

When two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. Once one girl has to take a shit, she shoves the pipe up her ass, shits through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth.

Dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian porn. they were clerting! i fucking jizzed all over my walls.

by ass-spread-wide-open February 26, 2011

CertiSheenable

Acting as crazy as Charlie Sheen

Joe: Man have you seen Billy lately?
Bob: Yeah! He's off his rocker!
Joe: Totally CertiSheenable

by BuzzD March 16, 2011

For certes

A shortened version of for certain. Almost wiggerish in it's tone.

It's spelling comes from the speech of Gonzalo in Act 3 Scene 3 of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" - "For, certes, these are people of the island—"

"Yo mate you want to hit up H-Town to cruise for bitches?"
"For certes mate"

by Slim Jim 3:16 January 14, 2008