cocked off

the act of being vigorously masturbated by another person.

The two chums, after having cocked off one another, went out for delicious pastries.

by Grannyporn666 February 23, 2009

Cocked up

(verb-past tense)To have messed up, had an accident, or created an otherwise unwanted incident causing problems for other people.

(in left4dead)
Louise: WHY DID YOU MOLOTOV ME WHEN WE COULD HAVE MELEE'ED THEM ALL AWAY!? FRANCIS YOU COCKED UP THE PLAN AGAIN!!

by Bill the veteran December 18, 2008

cockerism

When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.

Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"

by TheCockerist April 15, 2017

Cackered

Being really energised, the opposite of knackered.

Johnathan was so full of energy, he was properly cackered.

by Tomadango August 29, 2019

double cocked

two cocks inserted into the same orifice

Daisy's twat was stretched to the max as she enjoyed the double cocked pleasure of Bo and Duke in the back of the General Lee.

by ToddAus August 29, 2005

cockcranium

A possibly more acceptable way of saying dickhead.

"Wanna go out with me?"
"No way, cockcranium!"

by Taylor R September 28, 2005

Cocked

Having had intercourse.

Girl, I got cocked so good last night.

I'm in the mood to get cocked.

by Bodhi2013 December 21, 2013