Clumpany

The delusion that a football club and the company that runs it are one and the same. Used by fans of other clubs who are obsessed by Rangers and distraught that the club continues.

"I used to support Celtic but now I spend all my time on a different clumpany".

by ThenNowForever September 24, 2013

clusal

Marijuana Pronounced Kloo-sul

Lets go smoke some clusal

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Clum

clitoral cum.

1. Clumato juice - it is not just for Mexicans anymore.
2. After I fingered her, it was ideal, because she clummed on my penis.
3. I took a birdbath to get the clum off.

by rhetttt May 14, 2016

clump

a group of round lesbians

That clump in the corner is really loud.

by corn bread eater November 14, 2017

Chocolate clumps

In the area of the anus, where the whole is located, around the hole there are "chocolate clumps" where old, dry, smelly peices of shit have been left to form clumps.

Instead of using chocolate chips on our chips ahoy cookies, we used Jonathans Chocolate clumps.

by livunda July 23, 2009

clumpy

the act of recieving oral sex while curbing someone

"Robert didnt feel making him bite the curb was ruthless enough, so he made the kid's girlfriend give him a clumpy"

by mikemikemikeee February 5, 2008

clumbo

A jumbo clarinet

I want a clumbo!

by omgitsniamh June 9, 2016