clato bato

Coined by Jared, a clato bato is a member of slamb, the coolest discord server yayyyy!

Good morning, clato batos!

by HolyTaquitos November 16, 2022

the cloak of invisibility

Where one hides their true nature and personality in order to portray another more seemingly advantageous persona.
Usually adorned for personal gain, or more deeply, from fear.

Merrill had so many inner demons that he decided it was best to wear the cloak of invisibility and keep them to himself.
Selfish bastard &-l
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by Merrill & Kierkegaard October 1, 2013

Thot cleats

thot cleats are thigh high, high heel boots

girl 1: she's wearing her thot cleats to go clubbing tonight and she killing it!!
girl 2: girl i might snatch them.

by GetRickRoll’dSon January 2, 2019

Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .

Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.

by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019

itachis_cloak

Itachi Uchiha’s snot sucker is a tiktoker who posts Itachi Uchiha related TikTok’s most of the time. She’s a famous TikToker who’s kind and stuff. She’s a great editor yet has denied admitting that multiple times, even though everyone says she’s a good editor. Also a fellow Itachi lover. She’s married to Itachi Uchiha and has 69 kids with him. Well I think. But I’m actually married to Itachi not her 🙄🙄

Itachis_cloak, “I wanna do an edit collab, but I suck at editing and probably give up plus it takes a bit of planning 😭” Snot sucker bitch said, “You’re not bad at editing Pookie” Literally everyone else says.

by izhi_k_ June 20, 2023

Frodo's Cloak

A Flea ridden scratchy blanket most commonly found in Irish hotels.

Person 1: 'OMG guys have you seen "Frodo's Cloak", it's making my skin crawl'

person 2: 'Give it to Dracula it's his favourite thermal'

by Hollys Hens September 6, 2012

boiled rugby cleat

When someone in there 20s looky super old like in their 50s and shit.

"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat."

by Therealfajita March 21, 2017