donkey-claw

When you slap ones buttocks and (accidentally) hook their asshole

When I was in the bar lastnight, I was getting another drink some random guy slapped my ass and donkey-clawed me

by Llysius August 11, 2017

grungle claw

a word often used to describe something grotesque, disfigured, malformed; also may be referred to as "retarded" or to impede from normal function...

See also... "Grungle"

"Oh my damn, did you see that dog? Nasty! That dog has some serious Grungle Claw issues"

by The_Awesomest March 8, 2008

frosty claw

when you dip your hand in ice and grab a ballsack causing shrinkage

frosty claw can happen at the doctors office during a physical

by optimus dick August 25, 2009

virgin claw

Cramped hand condition resulting from awkwardly holding hands all night when dating a virgin.

That Eddie always be getting that virgin claw.

by Wordslingin' mama August 9, 2015

dropped claw

To cut and run.

Derived from the ability of lobsters to self amputate (or drop) their claws, legs, and antennae to escape danger.

The dealer heard the police sirens and dropped claw.

by Robster Crawed April 4, 2009

Claw Fart

When a fart is so demonic is feels as though a demon is clawing it's way out of your anus..

Errhh holy hell i think that claw fart ripped its way through my shorts..

by FbTiradE August 22, 2014

Fire Claw

A territorial spirit animal that will either love you or hate you depending on how annoying you are.

A cut from Fire Claw’s talons will both scar and burn you simultaneously.

by CaptainCon February 12, 2018