Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying.

by Kuk March 30, 2008

chunk a deuce

to chunk a deuce comes from houston texas it means while ur swangin wen someone rolls up beside u put up the deuce and holla "wut it do baby"

i was ridin down the street swangin and my homeboi rolled up beside me so i had to chunk a deuce

by terriffic June 11, 2006

chunking the deuce

The formal form of "chunkin the deuce."

Why is everyone chunking the deuce on MySpace?

by Skippy Larue May 27, 2008

Dookie Chunk

1. A chunk of fecal matter.
2. Anyone who is being mean.
3. You.

You are a dookie chunk.

by Travis Johnson June 19, 2003

chunk ass

Derogatory term for a person who has spent too much time eating junk food and not enough time exercising. The US is full of these people.

"Whoaa! Fat Boy, you is a chunk ass - quit the cheeseburgers."

by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005

chunk for the funk

when a girl is chubby, she may have "too much chunk for the funk" meaning she is just too chubby to fuck.

1: yo, that girel is hot. little chubby but i'd fuck her...
2: nah dawg, that girls got too much chunk for the funk.

by miguelsanchez August 15, 2003

crumpet chunking

this is where a person will choke on a greedy mouthfull of crumpet and proceed to puke it back up in large pieces

Q. Where is Kev?

A. He is in the kitchen crumpet chunking his greedy face off!!!

by smiler2 July 26, 2009