chump

breckin.

breckin you chump go pick some bartis fora mull

by paberni May 10, 2021

Chump change

Money that is such a small amount that the person who has it wouldn't care if they lost it.

I buy $20 stratch off tickets all the time, because its just chump change to me.

by Stlduchess March 28, 2019

chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.

Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.

by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010

Chump

Anybody who is named Patrick Herz.

Larry: “What’s your buddy’s name?”

Adrian: “Patrick Herz.”
Larry: “Oh, so he’s a huge chump.”

by LarryAndAdrianHerz October 30, 2019

Zuccr Chump

you litteraly is only used for sucking cock

coolguy: U R A Zuccr Chump.

The All Mighty Zucc: OOF

by CCG77 October 11, 2018

rump chump

a dumb faggot

the dumb faggots house might as well be incorporated as Rump Chumps R Us.

by King Krap September 23, 2023

Chump

Easily fooled person who usually sleeps in way too much and consumes a ridiculous amount of food. Extremely lazy and /thinks/ is cool but is really 100% chump material. Goes for terrible teams like AFA instead of CBF, is very likely to steal someone's netflix account, claims to be good at things like coding and cookie decorating, and manages to break about 30 phones in less than a year.

Daily activities include but are not limited to: texting for hours, eating too much, occasionally seeing the sun, watching TV, sleeping

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Bri eat that whole bag of pretzels in the back of class?

Bro 2: I know right? What a chump. She can't even code.

by Sigabiz December 26, 2014