chuff

chubby + buff.
muscular in a fat (sort of) way.

girl 1: (points to a chuff guy) dude, that guys hella buff.
girl 2: no way gurlll, hes chuff!

by OHAYTHUR5010 May 29, 2009

Smooth as a Baby's Chuff

What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.

Extremely smooth.

Smik: Nice skinhead !!

Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!

by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008

chuff

Exclamation of indignation.

Chuff! I do not have split ends.

by Steph July 19, 2006

chuffard

even worse than a "chuffer" - meaning a "f#cking wa#ker"

billy you complete chuffard
im not a chuffer

by taffer October 2, 2003

chuff

a word that means you love someone more than any word (other than this one) can express. i made this up, so fuck off with your dumbass copyrights you ignorant twats.

girl: oh my god, i chuff sebastian stan so much!

boy: um no, i chuff chris evans so much i think i might go into cardiac arrest. seriously.

by srirachapene June 28, 2018

butt chuff

verb: The act of using one's anus to "inhale" (reverse farting) the vapor from the "chuff" cap of an RDA (rebuildable drip atomizer) of a vaporizer (i.e. vape pens, mods, etc.) and having another person "butt chuff" the vapor cloud from the other's anus.

"I just butt chuffed a cumulonimbus!"

by Chuffuluffugous February 12, 2015

cruffy

uncouth

by Anonymous August 23, 2003