Choke On It

I have read a couple crazy definitions of this phrase, but my father - David H. Stocky - Used it to say it when people were really greedy - like cheated him, or tried to get on over on him, and it wasn't worth pummeling them, he would say "Choke on it" to mean that he hoped their greed and unscrupulous behavior came back to them.

Suzy stole my last cookie again, she can choke on it.

by Old School Amy February 28, 2012

Italian Choke Hold

When a gweedo dips a strap on dildo in marinara sauce and then continues to choke his victim with it.

Damn, Vinny really gave Jenny an Italian choke hold.

by The Big BEENJAMMIN January 21, 2011

chocko

Term used for Australian Army Reservist. A contraction of "Chocolate Soldier" - melt in the heat of battle

Regular soldier: Fuckin' Chockos!
Chocko : Go do my job for a day...

by AngryChegro July 10, 2003

choke the smurf

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)

Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf

by Chris the Jebend May 8, 2008

chokeahontis

During oral sex, a Native American girl that can't hold her sperm. Alternatively any person that sputters while receiving oral ejaculation.

"Gosh, Chumana totally can't give head... she's a total chokeahontis every time!"

by Uncle Stuey the 3rd July 27, 2007

chockhead

Naval Airman or Aircraft Handler - Royal Navy slang for a rating that carries out flight deck or hangar operations. They are aircraft movers and specialist aircraft Fire Fighters. Also known as 'Wedge Technicians'

Can someone get a chockhead to bring that cab into the hangar so we can chop.

by WAFU March 8, 2008

chocket

A chest pocket. Chockets are found on shirts all over the world, both casual and formal.

Hey Dave, that's a pretty sweet chocket you have on your shirt.

by jerkfacelisa May 26, 2009