Children of Bodom

an awesome ass death metal band from finland

children of bodom fucking kicks bullet for my valentines ass

by ThaTOnEDud3 August 16, 2009

children of bodom

Children of Bodom is the best thing to ever happen to the metal scene, heart stopping riffs and gut wrenching solos, Alexi Lahio is the most talented lead guitarist on the planet. He and his guitar alone can bring a tear any true metal fan.

Alexi Lahio And Children of Bodom Are Gods OF Metal!!!!

by Jack Danials April 17, 2006

Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!

We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

knuckle children

aka sperm, jiz, cum, ect.

After I get off work, I'm gunna go let off some knuckle children.

by WeekMokers9999 September 22, 2005

Feral Children

Reckless, often ruthless children. Typically the product of a bad mother, especially a mother who engages in bi-polar parenting.

That mother engaged in bi-polar parenting; it's no surprise that she has raised a slew of feral children.

by The Mind Surgeon August 12, 2011

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

An awsome movie that is soon to hit america. It is the sequal to what happened two years later after the infamous and unforgettable Final Fantasy VII.
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People who only come here to put a lousy definition to tell how lousy the game is should go fuck bush
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there i go again mixing george w bush with idiots. wait... whats the diffeance?
George: *singing* If only i had a braaaaaiiinn....!

by boob January 21, 2005

Small Children

Heroin that is meant to be inserted rectally.

I played with my small children last night at Adam's place.

by Donnie J. October 12, 2003