Child to child abuse

When a child does abuse to another child

Ahhh mom Child to child abuse Max is hitting me with his bear

by Hashipoo the star February 5, 2018

Child Dealer

Another word for a social security worker that helps put children into other families, as used in Scarlet-Periwinkle’s book, NCiTy | Population: 20 Kids.

"Are you the child dealer?" Taeil asked, and I laughed at Baekhyun's surprised expression.

by Kpop_fan21 October 17, 2020

Child Please

A way of saying F*** You without actually saying it. Originated from Chad Ochocinco on HBO's Hard Knocks.

-Chad, why didn't you run that route correctly?
-Man, Child Please!

by WhoDey148 August 19, 2009

Child Please

This is a phrase generated in the country when someone says or does something so ridiculous, you can hardly think of a nice or unoffensive response. Many think that Chad Ocho Cinco of the Cincinnati Bengals made this up, but he just brought it back. My granny has been saying it for years and I bet his granny did too.

Me- Granny can I go over to Jermaines for dinner?

Granny- Child Please you know Jermaines momma don't cook.

by Damien_Thorne October 17, 2009

Child Arsonist

One who commits the act of Child Arson

for example of Child Arsonist, see Child Arson

by Farrell Gilmour March 12, 2009

child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.

Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.

by Mr. Deepinsider November 12, 2007

child love

A synonym for paedophilia. Typically used by paedophile activist groups. The word results from the English trainslation of paedophilia - the word "child" comming from Greek "paedo"/"pais" and "love" coming from "philia".
Paedophilia felt towards girls is typically referred to as Girl Love, while paedophilia towards boys is referred to as Boy Love. Paedophiles who use these terms often refer to themselves as child lovers, girl lovers, or boy lovers. This is usually meant to describe the sexual attraction by itself.

John Smith prefers to call his paedophilic attraction child love rather than paedophilia

by Tegeth August 27, 2006