Chewy Jewy

A Star-of-David shaped chewy candy made by a Jewish candy company.In the middle of the candy,there is a shiny quarter.You eat the candy,and you get the quarter.BUT-if there are any Jews in the surrounding area,they have an obligation to take the quarter back and put it in their piggy banks.

Man:Hey,this Chewy Jewy is great!Ooh-a shiny quarter!!

Jew:*tackles man to ground and takes the quarter* Sorry,its a rule *runs away*

by srslyjustajokeimnotantisemetic April 25, 2009

Chewy Chewy Chewballs

The act of being eBay and chewable. Often associated with having a chode, shaking people's hands without ever touching them, and repeating phrases over and over again. These men are also known for having hot sisters.

Chewy Chewy Chewballs!
Hey Mr. Chew, how are you today?
NO NO NO!
YAY YAY YAY!
OK!

by hello friend February 24, 2004

Cheley

Random, Funny, Careing, Creative, Thoughtful, Fucking Fabulous.

Guy 1: Dude that was awesome!
Guy 2: No Man, that was Cheley!

by Gimpna July 3, 2009

gimp chewer

A man who chews gimps for sexual gratification.

"Haha I stole your word Adam you gimp chewer!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

Dick Cheney

Pure evil. He has dark powers that can crush his enemies.

If dick cheney were president he could destroy the middle east with his evil powers and we would all be happy.(or at least I would)

by Libertarian man August 25, 2005

condom chewer

1. an insult reffering to the person as a whore, or one who performs oral sex with a condom and still retains the condom in his or her mouth.

2. also can mean slut or bitch in the derragatory sense

Damn, he is really a condom chewer

Get away from me you dirty condom chewer

by Nikku April 21, 2006

Chewy

When your butt is eating your underwear.

After a wedgie, you have a chewy. Or when it just happens because your shorts/swimsuit rides up into your butt crack.

Don't just let your butt feast on your underwear for all to see... pick your chewy already!

by pissymiss July 25, 2012