chelley

undeniably unique

i have never seen a necklace like that, it is so chelley.

by chelley_pea January 23, 2009

Chelsea

A pretty girl with a great personality. Can be incredibly stubborn and selfish, but also nice and funny. When a Chelsea gets insulted, she will fire back with the rudest and most horrible thing she can think of, but if it was to a friend, will later act as if nothing happened. Does not forgive easily and holds grudges. Can be a bitch but is also very sweet sometimes. Thinks the world of herself and a few others. When she cares she will do anything. Likes to be in control of every situation and everyone around her. Is brutally honest and will tell what she thinks even if it offends, but sometimes lies if she thinks it will hurt a person's feelings. Is smart, knows it, and flaunts it. All round a good person and a great friend when she is on your side.

'Oh my god she is such a Chelsea'

by qwsdcvbnjkl June 14, 2013

Chelsie

Famous for her deceitfully charming wit and amazing ass, Chelsie will get you to fall in love with her and then steal your soul. She claims to have been born in 1989 but she can be seen in Greek, Norse, and Celtic Mythology, among others. Many cultures have come up with ways to explain the Chelsie Phenomenon, often counting their experiences as an encounter with a succubus, siren, or femme fatale. No, this was Chelsie.

Chelsie can be found around
-computers with idiot-proof operating systems
-shitty poetry
-insensitive jokes
-recycling bins
-sunblock
If you fear an encounter with Chelsie, note that she can be warded off with non-kosher foods (though she is not Jewish) or neutralized with small amounts of alcohol.

Do not try to use violence against her as this will only excite her more.
Never attempt to pursue a relationship with Chelsie. She will lead you on for a week and then leave with your soul.

Tom: Dude I love this girl I think I'm going to fuck her tonight.
John: Her? No way dude, that's Chelsie. She'll wait till your dick is out and then leave.

by catcenturyx1 May 6, 2010

Chelory

A WAHM cloth diaper maker known for being seriously crazycakes. I mean, off-her-rocker crazy.

"Why are you so paranoid? What are you, Chelory?"
"We broke up and he showed up at my house unannounced. That is SO Chelory!"

by fluffmama March 2, 2012

chelsea

Chelsea is the greatest and smartest person ever. She is most definitely better than Christopher

Chelsea is the most right person you'll ever meet. : )

by Christopher9879 May 30, 2011

Chelsea

Chelsea is a cute person. She would live in a zoo if she had a chance. She thinks she has no friends but really everyone is by her side. Sometimes she is a bitch well most times See is but other times she acts like a perfect little angel. If u don’t have a Chelsea in your life you don’t deserve to live.

Boy 1: wow that girl is hot

Boy 2: it’s a Chelsea it’s a keeper
Boy 1: not if I get to her first
Boy 2: well hurry up I’m already there

by Yo gurl ima me person January 17, 2018

Chelsea Fc

Contrary to popular belief, are actually the first team to field an all foreign starting 11 in the premier league. look it up!!

all foreing squad however--that was arsenal

chelsea fan- arsenal are a bunch of jonny-foreigners!the're the first team to field an all foreign starting 11.

arsenal fan- actually, chelsea fc fielded a foreign starting 11 against southhampton in 1999, some six years before arsenal.

by jonnyearl April 29, 2008