Cheesecake Toothbrush

Word used to describe the inside of a bachelor pad bathroom cabinet/sink that has been left uncleaned for a lengthy amount of time, causing the buildup of toothpaste/hair/shaving cream to be everywhere around and possibly on toothbrushes in this area. This combination, when left untouched for any long length of time can become the consistiency of cheesecake.

Carly: "Oh my god my boyfriend's sink was so cheesecake toothbrush this morning it made me puke"
Sarah: "You might have to rent him a pressure washer to clean it all out"

by coldapache February 24, 2012

cheesecakophile

A person who has sexual interest in cheesecakes and similar deserts.

I would definitely f*** that piece of

cheesecake.
Gosh, he's such a cheesecakophile!

by K.swegbyeee June 14, 2016

Cheesecake

(verb) The act of steering a possibly dangerous conversation to another topic by talking about something unrelated.

“They were talking about politics so I cheesecaked the conversation.”

by lizardlump December 18, 2017

cheesecake at midnight

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by KalebIsCool February 21, 2018

Cheesecaked

A marker used by homosexuals to indicate sexual interest in a heterosexual, typically by leaving slices or whole cheesecakes on ones property. The more cheesecake, the higher the interest.

Francisco cheesecaked the new warehouse guy's Camaro last night.

by Nickel Slots May 28, 2018

Cheesecake McGee

CockBlocker who can't stop saying dumb shit about Cheesecakes.

At least it seems like he knew Cheesecake McGee was being a real fuck ass

by Qortne July 30, 2018

Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.

How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.

by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019