carkesian

The location of your missing car keys.

I can't find my car keys. I wonder what the carkesian coordinates are today?

by MrChug March 26, 2008

Wake and Chake

The first thing you do when you wake up is check your email or your facebook status. If you say the phrase fast enough, the word "chake" almost sounds like check.

Friend 1: My wife said I had a horrible habit and If I didn't stop I will have to start sleeping on the couch alone. Instead of making love to her in the morning, I like to wake and chake.

Friend 2: Wake and chake, WTH is that?

Friend 1: I love to check my facebook, myspace, and my email as soon as I wake up.

by boo&brasen January 25, 2011

CARKY

also know as carly, Is madly in loves with jimmy/james. Is a stupid dork!

EWWW,Its a CARKY!
LOOK!! at CARKY, she is such a looser!

by ALEX November 21, 2004

cark

The rudest word in the english language, a swear word.

You are so carking annoying, you are such a cark

by sadid March 23, 2009

chackle

Face that looks like a pedophile

Hey Nill, nice chackle!

by Scroty July 28, 2012

[chacken]

A chacken is a normal chicken, but it is born with no feathers. There is nothing wrong with it. It just has no feathers. Chackens live longer than the average chicken.

The farm down the road has one chacken.

by the farm down the street April 15, 2019

chak

(n) a cum dumpster (someone that lots of others dump their loads to)

Do you see that slutty girl over there? She just looks like a fucking chak.

by alicecumdumpsterland March 19, 2012