Arse Cakes

n. Expression used by Father Jack, the bigoted old alcoholic priest from Father Ted. Usually shouted at the top of his lungs, at nothing in particular, in random rotation with "Girls!", "Drink!" and "Feck!".

"Father Jack, would you like a nice cup of tea, now?"
"ARSE CAKES!"

by Satandog March 15, 2006

tossing a caesar salad

Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.

I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.

by bottlecap September 25, 2005

johnny cakes

Referring to someone who is a homosexual male. Derrived from the HBO series "The Sopranos", in which Vito, the gay mobster, found a love interest who would "make him his famous Johnny Cakes". Vito loves those Johnny Cakes, and would either order a "tall stack" or a "short stack".

"Look, there's Ryan Secrest. I wonder who's flippin' his Johnny Cakes?"

by vito love May 17, 2006

Japanese Caesar Salad

This where a woman will suck your cock till you cum in her mouth. Then you take a turkey baster and suck the gizz from the mouth. Place the woman on her back and roll over so her ass is up in the air and she balances with legs folded back over. Insert the turkey baster into ass hole and squeeze the gizz into the ass. Then place your favorite serving plate under the junk hole and have the lovely lady shit the gizz out onto the plate. There you go; you are now serving Japanese Caesar Salad.

We were invited to the Johnsons tonight for "Japanese Caesar Salad".

by Toecrib December 6, 2009

cakes

a female with an atractive ass that turns one on

yo nigga you see that bitch shanekua i wanna beat dem cakes

by Fuck The Source September 4, 2005

Julius Caesar

1. (v) The act of suprise attacking someone with an extreme advantage in numbers with any type of weapon, from fists to guns.

Kid1: Hey what happened to Jim?

Kid2: Oh didn't you hear? Some kids pulled a Julius Caesar on his ass.

by Reno25555555 March 17, 2009

who-cares-what-your-name-means

the angry response produced from those who are fed up with others updating their facebook status, but only if the status contains the phrase urbandictionary and look up your name and followed by a comment related to the search.

Sara:go to urbandictionary.com and type in who-cares-what-your-name-means

Matt Likes this!

comment.like

by lovesfb February 12, 2010