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Cartooneality

Yo Christian's lifelong dream is to take lsd and perform cartooneality
by sarahthegreatldkfjdlskfj December 14, 2010
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Milk Carton

When you milk a bong so good, it becomes a milk carton.
You're milking the shit out of that bong John, that's a damn milk carton right there.
by Dave Lawrence July 19, 2014
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carpoon

A portmanteau of "Cartoon" and "Poon" (or poontang)

Used to refer to the genitalia of a female cartoon character
Man, I'd love some of her carpoon
by Afro-duck February 18, 2007
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Egg Carton

The female version of a tea-bag, in which a girl puts her genital area over another person's face.
Commonly spoken in verb form. (Egg-cartoning)

As males have a bag-shaped genital region for a tea-bag, women have ovaries that carry eggs, therefore, it is an egg carton.
Dude, that chick totally just tea-bagged that other chick in the face!

Naw, man, she's a girl; she egg-cartoned her.

Wow, that was a nasty egg carton.
by legstretch October 19, 2012
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cartoonish

Cartoonish is childly and delightful,
like cupcakes and sammiches.
it doesn't mean like a cartoon, though.
Cartoons are childly, just not delightful.
IT IS NOT AN INSULT.
kaelyn:"oh i just love my cupcake, with its cartoonish frosting."
by dinosaursgorawr March 24, 2008
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Blue Cartoons

Context: not all pedophiles ("boy-lovers") just let their fantasies run away with them. Some are working to try to get beyond their hang-ups and help others to as well. Following the tradition of cognitive therapy, and in order to POUNCE ON, IDENTIFY and CONTROL those runaway moments by using irony and satire, the following vocabulary item was created and offered to the community by "Didaskalos."

Official motto of the website:

BoyChat: You are not alone.

Anagrams:

Ah, cry; a looney-tune taboo.

Ahoy! Let no cub too near ya.

Yeah, no blue cartoon a toy.

So, "Watching Blue Cartoons" is my new pet phrase for both:

A) reading & posting at BoyChat; cuz the background is baby-boy BLUE, gettit?

B) projecting needs & dreams & whatnot onto some boy.
E.g., "Former poster Dr. Adam Selene has not been Watching Blue Cartoons with us for a while."

But I gotta stop working on anagrams; I just "heard" a boy three blocks down crying because he had to go to bed. I better put on my BLUE CARTOON cape, swing into action, and FIX THAT BOY-DRAMA!!!!

Or:

The new 16-year old lifeguard dudes at the pool this summer are pretty handsome, I'm glad to say. Was that one with the earrings coming on to me, or am I just Watching Blue Cartoons again?

---Didaskalos
by Didaskalos June 20, 2007
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cantoon

A skinny heroin addict

Has much the same meaning as smackhead, boothead or rackatoon

Has also come to mean an original thinker
"Look at that cantoon, what a Toby"

"Charles Darwin was a profound cantoon"
by The Cantoons October 28, 2007
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