canadian snowplow

an act of sweet, sweet love making. The male reaches around the female and jerks her arms out from underneath her while doin her doggy-style. This causes the female partner to smash her face into the ground. After contact between the ground and her face has been made, the male proceeds to continue thrusting. Thus causing her face to slide along the carpet like a snowplow, and giving that bitch one monstous case of rug-burn.

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by Lance January 6, 2004

Canadian Red Stripe

when you fuck a girl who is having / just had her period, pull out, and cock smack her with your period bloody cock (aka mushroom stamp) leaving a bloody stripe on her face.

oh man, my girlfriend was on the rag so i had to Canadian red stripe her

by Dan Matson, John Gormley, David Lopes November 28, 2007

Canadian Shish-Kabob

The act of stabbing one's penis through strips of bacon and then recieving oral sex.

Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?

Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.

Woman 1: What did he cook?

Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.

by Kruger_In_Sight April 1, 2011

canadian history

American slang for an unspeakable sex act so vile that Stephen Colbert couldn't define it on TV. It is known to involve moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.

Man, did you see Sally and John get some canadian history last night? I'll bet that beaver has to change its name now.

by Bargain Countertenor February 4, 2010

Canadiansexual

a person who cannot live without the existence of a Canada flag on their body.

Brian : hey Taylor? why do you always have that Canadian flag on your body?
Taylor : its because im Canadiansexual

by SomePerson2.0 February 9, 2023

[canadian custard]

when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)

the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.

by JDursse January 3, 2009

Canadian Flip

The act of hiding ones erect penis by flipping it upward and tucking the tip in your belt or waist band.

I got a boner in class, so I just Canadian flipped it and i was good to go.

by AVLORIA March 27, 2009