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Canada's History

a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon

the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.
Canadian bacon is made using Canada's history.
by C Nation February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act more obscene than the phrase The Beaver.
We did Canada's History all night long.
by Bearssss February 6, 2010
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Canada's History

A role play game:

Two people of either sex take maple syrup and pore it on each other; naked. Then, taking moose horns, the perform sexual activities on the anal regions, using the maple syrup as a lubricant. After both anuses have been aroused, the two partners take turns taking bowel movements into a stanley cup replica. After mixing the feces with more maple syrup the two feed each other while reminiscing on th good activities that have just taken place.
The editor of Canada's History, Mark Reid, refused to participate in a round of Canada's History with Stephen Colbert.
by Jonah Vark February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a girl takes maple syrup and uses it instead of lubricant. She then rides the boy in the backwards cowgirl position. When he ejaculates she gets off and licks the maple syrup off.
backwards cowgirl She did Canada's History with him last year.
by supercalli February 11, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of pouring maple syrup into the Stanley cup, dipping moose antlers into the syrup and then trying to fit the moose antlers into any and every orifice humanly conceivable.
Sean Hannity partakes in Canada's History whenever and wherever he craves maple syrup.
by Aerophagia February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

After a hearty Stanley Cup victory the Canucks decided to steal the Maple Leaf's moose antlers from their club room. Whilst doing that the Forward who shall remain nameless from the Canucks "accicentally" found his way into the shower room of the Maple Leaf's and found some maple syrup sitting in a shower stall. He then attempted to abscond with the maple syrup and was stopped by the entire team. As they were fighting Sarah Palin walked in to "comfort" the Leafs, and the rest is history.

Let's just say, the maple syrup was not used for pancakes.
Oh man, let's commemorate the victory of the Canucks and have a "Canada's History" night, baby, you know what I mean.
by colbertbabymama February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Pleasuring your partner with moose antlers, while using maple syrup as lubrication. When the partner is aroused enough they finish in the Stanley Cup.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a Canada's History, I haven't quit smiling since.
by JustGaveUHerpes February 4, 2010
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