a non-existant country where non-existant aliens roam freely in hope of actually becoming part of the world
Bob: Have u heard of canada?
Fred: Oh ya isnt that the country where cumchuggers and meatstrokers live.
Fred: Oh ya isnt that the country where cumchuggers and meatstrokers live.
by sweaty_scrotum August 27, 2008
Get the Canada mug.Just wanted to clear something up, Baseball is NOT and I say NOT Canadian. Canada is the largest piece of fecal matter ever recorded in history to have stayed in one spot for such a long time without deterioration. However, there have been larvae laid on this large piece of fecal matter known as Canadians by some form of insect. These Canadians, as human-like as they look, are in fact incapable of the smallest of tasks, they are unable of doing even menial labor. They have trouble inventing things, they have trouble even using any brain power(or lack there of) to accomplish tasks. One theory I thought of, is the legalized drugs over there, have most likely did some long term damage on the functionality of the Canadian brain and thus we normal people in the rest of the world must feel sorry for them. We rest of the world should send our condolences for their mental retardation. I digress a little bit, but the main thing I am trying to stress is that Canada was created by a giant mythical beast a long time ago took a dump in that spot and the feces hardened and turned into Canada.
Normal Person 1: I am going to take a plane to Canada and see it.
Normal Person 2: Why? Canada is a cold and worthless country. Waste of time and money I say.
Normal Person 1: How worthless?
Canadian: You fucking Americans are all fat and worthless and good for nothing with your McDonalds, eh. French and British are worthless too, eh(starts to open a beer, brewed in Wisconsin or some other state ironically, then starts to chug it down like it was nothing).
Normal Person 2: Case in point.
Normal Person 2: Why? Canada is a cold and worthless country. Waste of time and money I say.
Normal Person 1: How worthless?
Canadian: You fucking Americans are all fat and worthless and good for nothing with your McDonalds, eh. French and British are worthless too, eh(starts to open a beer, brewed in Wisconsin or some other state ironically, then starts to chug it down like it was nothing).
Normal Person 2: Case in point.
by Daver91 November 25, 2011
Get the Canada mug.The largest land mass in North America that isn't a country. It may proclaim itself to be the greatest country in the world but this is impossible because Canada is still under British control.
by Minister 123 May 5, 2011
Get the Canada mug.1) Country north of the USA.
2) Country with a weaker economy and less cultural influence than the USA.
3)A nation that has nothing special to offer the world.
4)America Jr. or Mini-America.
5)Colonists that were to much of pussies to fight the British during the American Revolution.
6)Looks like America, but just isn't the same.
7) Country Americans tell jealous foreigners they are from when not in the US, so that they won't be killed.
8)The World's D student.
2) Country with a weaker economy and less cultural influence than the USA.
3)A nation that has nothing special to offer the world.
4)America Jr. or Mini-America.
5)Colonists that were to much of pussies to fight the British during the American Revolution.
6)Looks like America, but just isn't the same.
7) Country Americans tell jealous foreigners they are from when not in the US, so that they won't be killed.
8)The World's D student.
Wow Canada sure does suck, I wish I was back in the states.
Canada? Oh we just call it American Jr. here.
France:I hate those arrogant American pigs
American tourist: Don't look at me, I'm from Canada, eh.
Canada? Oh we just call it American Jr. here.
France:I hate those arrogant American pigs
American tourist: Don't look at me, I'm from Canada, eh.
by Cavedog86 August 24, 2007
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