Caleden will Destroy YOUR MENTAL STATE OF MIND! A Caleden is chaos and nobody knows if it’s for good or bad never question Caleden!
To try to understand Caleden is to throw your life sanity and existence out the window.
To try to understand Caleden is to throw your life sanity and existence out the window.
Person 1: Caleden why are there forks and spoons in your pocket
Caleden : you dare question me
Person 1: never mind I’ll just ignore you
Caleden mentally trespassing into your mind and states: you can’t escape me
Caleden : you dare question me
Person 1: never mind I’ll just ignore you
Caleden mentally trespassing into your mind and states: you can’t escape me
by Idonyknowwhoiam January 28, 2025
Get the Caleden mug.You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.
Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025
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A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.
Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?
Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.
Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.
by SwedishRamsay March 1, 2022
Get the Cum Calander mug.A very smull creacher that is white and fluffy. Some people call him (Wally)... His favorite person in the world is someone named jack. He barfs a lot and loves to growl when you touch his bum.
"Who's out there Goshush Caleendus!?"
by Martha Moneetoyeez September 19, 2022
Get the Goshush Caleendus mug.Real killers, they also good in bed they go make yuh panty wet all ah dem does dress good too I love off
by 8killer November 19, 2023
Get the 2nd Caledonia man mug.Verb/Action: Two Women in a pool, on surfboards, try and towel snap each others beans until either one cums or falls into the water. Each contestant must take a hit. You Are allowed to hop on the other opponents surfboard and use Non-Weapon/Melee attacks to the clit.
by gv_86 October 19, 2025
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