cagey fuck 

a person who doesn't reveal too much about themselves

that tommy is a cagey fuck

cagey fuck by assmaster May 23, 2004

cage 

A device usually used in the basement for the storage of illegitimate children and the mentally retarded. Results have shown to be very successful

Timmy! Stop sticking your fingers through the cage, it's still going to be locked!

cage by theabusivefather November 21, 2006

Caedere'd

To be subjected to dragon porn against one's will.

I'd stop posting crap like that if I were you, lest you get Caedere'd.

Caedere'd by YiffyRaptor May 17, 2004

Rattles my cage 

To be severely irritated or annoyed. Equivalent to "Grinds my gears" or "Pisses me off"

I hate this teacher! He just Rattles my cage!

Rattles my cage by Luke Austin April 11, 2008

Red Caped Crusader 

A large, extremely moist, blood filled tampon. Usually found in bitch ass skank ho's who charge 5.50 and stand on the corner of Washington and East Brittania wondering why her kids hate her! That's right Mom, I said it! Get off the streets and get a real job, support the family! You wonder why Dad's leaving........Sorry.

I tried to fuck that skank-ho, but she left a red caped crusader in her cunt-hole.

Red Caped Crusader by Rhode Island Sam November 13, 2006

The Bird and the Cage Theory 

A metaphor for when two people are in a relationship and Person 1 feels like they are a bird wanting to fly but are trapped inside of a cage (aka: Person 2).

It is basically a great way of telling someone you want to break-up due to your animalistic nature of being wild and free and not wanting to be tied down to them.

Anne: "Ricky, I'm feeling like our relationship is based off the Bird and the Cage theory.
Ricky: "Wait, what do you mean?"
Anne: "I mean that I'm a bird and you're a cage; I just want to fly."
Ricky: "Oh... *sobs uncontrollably*

The Bird and the Cage Theory by MrPringle007 September 24, 2014

Nicholas Cage 

A slang for marijuana used so as not to draw police attention.

"Yo mang where did you leave Nick Cage?"

"Hey Mendon we're all partying, come by with Nicholas Cage"

"Nick Cage is a great man"

Nicholas Cage by Michael Scott October 26, 2005